sick, we're all sick and poor

All sick, ill.
The interns, too.
Acme is a giant petri dish.
Eating only Ramen noodles for the past three months has helped matters much, I am sure.
And peanut butter.
No jelly.
Perry has pneumonia or bronchitis or a hang nail or something.
He’s taking to documenting our penury by growing a beard.
He looks like he gonna go out and invent baseball or market some frothy root beer.